We all know someone who has self-diagnosed a rare tropical disease based on a headache. This card is for them — the one who sends WebMD links at 2 AM and has definitely convinced themselves it’s not just a pimple. A little medical hysteria hurt anyone. (Probably. Don’t Google it.)

Blank inside — avoid prescribing anything.

4¼” x 5½”

Printed on high-quality thick cardstock

Comes with a white paper envelope

Enclosed in a crystal clear card sleeve

Designed by Ink & Attitude Stationery Company