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Functional Shit Just Got Pregnancy Card World-Class
Functional Shit Just Got Pregnancy Card World-Class

Functional Shit Just Got Pregnancy Card World-Class

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$4.99 $5.25

That first positive test. Two little lines that change everything. In an instant there’s joy, anticipation, excitement — and yes, abject terror. All of it at once, flooding in simultaneously....

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That first positive test. Two little lines that change everything. In an instant there’s joy, anticipation, excitement — and yes, abject terror. All of it at once, flooding in simultaneously. Sometimes the most loving thing you can say to a new parent is simply: I see you. I know. Shit just got .

For the person in your life who needs someone to tell it like it is.

Blank inside — because some moments speak for themselves.

5” x 7”

Thick, durable matte cardstock

Comes with a kraft envelope

Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve

Designed by Sleazy Greetings