Santa's watching. And he's judging.

Because nothing good — or gift-worthy — happens after 2 AM. This card is for that friend who's the last one standing, the group chat that sleeps, or honestly, yourself. No judgment. (Okay, a little judgment.)

Still up? Might as well send a card.

4¼" x 5½"

Printed on premium paper

Blank inside — write something incriminating

Comes with an envelope

Designed by Offensive Delightful